March 2012
Having homework over the weekend... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
this blog is epic
If a tomato is a fruit.....
thatfunnyblog:
Then is Ketchup a smoothie?
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misshalf-blood:
Kung gusto mo gumaan ang loob mo, harapin mo ang...
coolstoryybrooh:
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
...
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
that moment when you send something to the wrong...
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Paakyat na sana ako eh. Nakita lang kita nahulog...
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When I was a little kid… →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
getting 20/40 score in a test makes me go:
but now, getting a 20/40 is like:
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